the he/she situation...

Paula Abdul Is a Douchebag

so i was watching American Idol last night and as i watch this show i like to look at all the posters people hold in the audience-mainly because they're either really pathetic pleas for marriage or a hug or every now and then pretty creative and punny. (case in point: putting kellie pickler's face on a pickle. thats pretty funny)
so i saw this poster that just outraged me with its ridiculousness. it said:
"WE LOVE YOU ALL"thats so sillily (not a word-i made it up) diplomatic! who's diplomatic about AMERICAN IDOL??? (other than paula abdul-but she's on drugs and is scarcely coherant, so i'll let it slide) the whole premise of the show is that you CANNOT and SHOULDNT be diplomatic about it! its the antithesis of a competition!!! how would people get kicked off if they were all 'great?'
its such a paula abdul-esque attitude, i hate it!
me and everyone i know that watches the show have violent and passionate feelings about all the contestants! if i was in that audience i would have HUGE DEROGATORY posters about some of these douchebags-namely ace young and his rosacea cheeks...i might even burn effigies of these people.....or maybe not, thats taking it to the edge right there...

posted by carlythejanitor @ 2:35 AM