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Being the high priced call girl that we all know i am, someone has bought my company for April 2nd. Im going to accompany this person to the Neko Case concert. Perhaps i'll try and go shopping on Rodeo Drive first and be turned away by snobby saleswomen. Or try and break some sort of sea food shell and have it go flying everywhere as a testament to my uncouth hooker ways. Or perhaps i'll get my hand caught in the jewellery case that my 'john' gives me and laugh maniacally showing my 'joie de vivre' and general all around horsiness. Or perhaps i'll just go and see a show.... sorry, just mentioning the words 'high priced call girl' make me think of the one and only horsey mcforeheadvein.I FUCKING HATE JULIA ROBERTS!!!!
t-minus 2-ish days till my mama cara comes back and we paint the town DRUNKKKKKK!
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