Tuesday, May 23, 2006

He went to NYC and this is all I got!

posted by hiroshi ryan @ 2:34 PM 1 comments

Friday, May 19, 2006

HAVE A GREAT TIME IN NEW YORK GUYS!!!


posted by carlythejanitor @ 11:31 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

disgusting food for thought

did you know that coriander and cilantro are THE SAME THING BUT WITH DIFFERENT WEIRD NAMES????????

DID YOU???? I SURE DIDNT!!!!! (ok ryan DID tell me that a while ago, but i just remembered that it would make a good post)

i feel like ive been violated..

here are some sources to prove this:
ryan
and
http://www.uni-graz.at/~katzer/engl/Cori_sat.html

HOLY FUCK!! ITS CALLED 'CHINESE PARSLEY' TOO! THAT TRICKY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!

apparently theres also a 'scientific rumour' that the like or dislike of evil satan cilantro is genetic!
ive learned so much!
and i just thought id warn you all......or just cara..
BEWARE!!!! CONSUMER ALERTS!!!

posted by carlythejanitor @ 5:38 PM 0 comments

Monday, May 15, 2006

TENTATIVE PLANS!!

some very sweeping generalizations about what to expect should you spontaneously drive to Buffalo in attempts to win the title of 'Best Interracial Couple:'

  1. everyone in Buffalo wears a bold orange colour at all times
  2. no one in Buffalo knows where the nearest Target is, this might be due to the fact that...
  3. apparently no Targets exist in Buffalo
  4. Buffalo Sabres fans dont know how to celebrate as drunkenly and wildly as Ryan (and Toronto) think they can--despite the bouncers insisting on a jaunty party high five on the way out
  5. there is no parking anywhere in Buffalo, so when you go to Dennys you have to creatively make up your own parking--like horizontally in a corner, so that you have to keep peeking your head out the window to see that your car is still there
  6. sight seeing advice: go take pictures of beer in grocery stores. people will be really intrigued by what you're doing
  7. ryans favorite store in buffalo: pandora's boXXX:the adult video store. ask him. he's got pictures.
  8. American water-or ryan's tubercluosis made me sick. If it happened to that Toronto high school girl, it could happen to me.
  9. i got a 6-pack of chubby cute mini Dr Peppers and milky ways! yeah!
  10. the grey's anatomy season finale is fucking serious!
  11. i love those commercials where men are pretending to be cats! (and in real life, when cats pretend to be men)

posted by carlythejanitor @ 10:50 PM 0 comments

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Will you cross the border for me?

Answer the question.

posted by hiroshi ryan @ 10:39 PM 1 comments

Thursday, May 04, 2006

does dr phil have some competition?

this actually sounds amazing...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12599977/

posted by carlythejanitor @ 5:29 PM 1 comments

Monday, May 01, 2006

Smokin' her out

Here is yet another attempt to get carlythejanitor to post on her blog. There's also an idea to add even more people to her blog. People she may or may not want posting. In the meantime, here's some music to rock out to.

Fuck and Run - Liz Phair

posted by hiroshi ryan @ 2:04 AM 5 comments