TENTATIVE PLANS!!
some very sweeping generalizations about what to expect should you spontaneously drive to Buffalo in attempts to win the title of 'Best Interracial Couple:'- everyone in Buffalo wears a bold orange colour at all times
- no one in Buffalo knows where the nearest Target is, this might be due to the fact that...
- apparently no Targets exist in Buffalo
- Buffalo Sabres fans dont know how to celebrate as drunkenly and wildly as Ryan (and Toronto) think they can--despite the bouncers insisting on a jaunty party high five on the way out
- there is no parking anywhere in Buffalo, so when you go to Dennys you have to creatively make up your own parking--like horizontally in a corner, so that you have to keep peeking your head out the window to see that your car is still there
- sight seeing advice: go take pictures of beer in grocery stores. people will be really intrigued by what you're doing
- ryans favorite store in buffalo: pandora's boXXX:the adult video store. ask him. he's got pictures.
- American water-or ryan's tubercluosis made me sick. If it happened to that Toronto high school girl, it could happen to me.
- i got a 6-pack of chubby cute mini Dr Peppers and milky ways! yeah!
- the grey's anatomy season finale is fucking serious!
- i love those commercials where men are pretending to be cats! (and in real life, when cats pretend to be men)
posted by carlythejanitor @ 10:50 PM
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