Monday, May 15, 2006

TENTATIVE PLANS!!

some very sweeping generalizations about what to expect should you spontaneously drive to Buffalo in attempts to win the title of 'Best Interracial Couple:'

  1. everyone in Buffalo wears a bold orange colour at all times
  2. no one in Buffalo knows where the nearest Target is, this might be due to the fact that...
  3. apparently no Targets exist in Buffalo
  4. Buffalo Sabres fans dont know how to celebrate as drunkenly and wildly as Ryan (and Toronto) think they can--despite the bouncers insisting on a jaunty party high five on the way out
  5. there is no parking anywhere in Buffalo, so when you go to Dennys you have to creatively make up your own parking--like horizontally in a corner, so that you have to keep peeking your head out the window to see that your car is still there
  6. sight seeing advice: go take pictures of beer in grocery stores. people will be really intrigued by what you're doing
  7. ryans favorite store in buffalo: pandora's boXXX:the adult video store. ask him. he's got pictures.
  8. American water-or ryan's tubercluosis made me sick. If it happened to that Toronto high school girl, it could happen to me.
  9. i got a 6-pack of chubby cute mini Dr Peppers and milky ways! yeah!
  10. the grey's anatomy season finale is fucking serious!
  11. i love those commercials where men are pretending to be cats! (and in real life, when cats pretend to be men)

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